Bring on the bell,
Fill in the jar,
Let’s go sell religion,
There’s a sucker out far.
Hang the bell up top,
Place the jar right in the middle,
Praise the one they haven’t seen,
And talk in riddles.
The jar will be filled and the bell will be rung.
We will have an eternity of fun.
But, which lord should I praise? Asked the apprentice.
Does it matter? They all talk the same and the sucker understands none.